Saturday, February 25, 2012

Beginner's Delinquency

   "Hello class, this is Delinquency 101, if that's not what you're here for, feel free to find your appropriate class now, or stay; I honestly do not care," The professor turned to face the class after writing the class title on the board, "If no one has any preliminary questions then we shall begin...No one? Alright then, this semester I will be teaching you techniques that you can use in daily life to hmmm, bend the rules for lack of a better phrase."

     The professor stroked his short well cut beard thoughtfully and paced in the front of the room.  "One of the first things we will be working on is the art of blending in.  this will consist of becoming one with a crowd, like a piece of a puzzle, you will fit in naturally.  Once you all have mastered that we will start on the next chapter which would be using the art of blending in to gain access to places you are not allowed to be. We will see how we are doing at that point and perhaps we'll be able to move onto more challenging fares. Each of you are in this class because you adventure and greatness inside yourselves. I intend to unearth that greatness and make it shine."

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